Dad
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Dad
something that vanishes
my dad went *poof gone*
Dad
A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.
Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
Dad
Something that will run and never come back to you
Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang
Dad
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Me: dad? Where did you go?
Dad
Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.
"Hey, Dad did you ever get that milk?"
Dad
The champion of hide-and-seek..... His car is playing too!!!! . You'll understand it in a minute
Where are you?
I'm gonna find you dad
I'm gonna find you dad