dadware
The type of computer programs that boomer dads are most likely to install or recommend you install to fix or increase the functionality on your computer. These programs tend to be outdated or made obsolete by better alternatives. Some examples of such software: AVG Antivirus, Symantec Norton Antivirus, SUPERAntiSpyware and other programs that may have been relevant over a decade ago but have aged poorly since.
"I let my uncle use my computer while he was over and now there's all this dadware shit on it."
"Dude why do you still use AVG in 2019? Get rid of that dadware and install a good antivirus like MalwareBytes or Bitdefender."
"Dude why do you still use AVG in 2019? Get rid of that dadware and install a good antivirus like MalwareBytes or Bitdefender."
Dadwar Logan
Cockney slang for Grogan. which is slang for Poo or Feces
Don't go into the toilet for a while, I just did a massive Dadwar Logan