Daffy Buttfucker
A pretentious connoisseur of fine art who frequently pontificates in art galleries to unwitting patrons, who often believe what comes out of this font of mad, crazy buttfuckery.
Pretentious Man: Observe the use of shadow here, and the brushstrokes there- it indicates Mufoachio's delving into the human spirit, capturing a sparkling gem of the human experience.
Museum Curator: You there, remove yourself from the premises, you daffy buttfucker.
Museum Curator: You there, remove yourself from the premises, you daffy buttfucker.