Dagrreal

A flop who cooks gerbils in the parking lot of Petsmart, earns 2 dollars a year in his part-time job at a failing business that sells minion condoms. Description of this 'thing': around the width of a 20 inch by 8 inch TV, as tall as 12 grapes, eyes are 72 meters apart and has only 2 teeth In the front.