Air-cum
It’s when you leave a wet fart but you don’t want to sound disgusting saying it.
-Ah shit I just air-cummed
-Oof don’t worry about it bro, it doesn’t even smell
-Oof don’t worry about it bro, it doesn’t even smell
Air Force Cadet Cum Diet
The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.
When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!