Dale Shitty
Northern Virginia surburb of Washington DC (Dale City) with majority minority problem, hence drugs, crime etc. Also referred to as "Little D.C." (since Washington has the same problem on a much more grand scale).
Person A: "Did you hear about that gang rape in Dale Shitty?"
Person B: "And in other news.......the sky is blue."
Person B: "And in other news.......the sky is blue."