dalkey
a posh suburban area in south dublin along the dort line overlooking the sea and its general vast wealth.
Containing many attractions such as "the ivory" which play host to many a teenage gathering for binge drinking induced fun and the "inn",haunt of local Colin Farrel or the irish rugger team for a quiet one on a sunday night.
Dalkey hill the main attraction of this village is not only the place to walk your poodles or labradoodles but also the place for sexing it out in daddys merc's or moms mini's...
Dalkey girls usually go to schools such as Loreto, Rathdown or Holy Child (Cluny girls don't come from Dalkey,we don't accept anything less than a net income of 2 million into our village).
The girls are usually d4's and the goys jocks (schools such as CBC, ROCK or michaels are only accepted)
Containing many attractions such as "the ivory" which play host to many a teenage gathering for binge drinking induced fun and the "inn",haunt of local Colin Farrel or the irish rugger team for a quiet one on a sunday night.
Dalkey hill the main attraction of this village is not only the place to walk your poodles or labradoodles but also the place for sexing it out in daddys merc's or moms mini's...
Dalkey girls usually go to schools such as Loreto, Rathdown or Holy Child (Cluny girls don't come from Dalkey,we don't accept anything less than a net income of 2 million into our village).
The girls are usually d4's and the goys jocks (schools such as CBC, ROCK or michaels are only accepted)
lets get the dort to dalkey tonight, i hear the goys are going to the ivory or the inn
Loreto Dalkey
A school full of the most brilliant girls ever. If you have ever met a student who attends this school you have basically come in contact with a god.
All other definitions are invalid, you’re all just jealous.
All other definitions are invalid, you’re all just jealous.
“Woah she’s from Loreto Dalkey, she’s too good for us”
Loreto Dalkey
Full of lesbian girls who think they’re hard because they’ve gotten drunk once. All poshies who think they’re the shit. They all need to learn how to take a shower and wipe their ass holes with something other than a guys tongue.
Hey bro I just fingered a loreto dalkey girl
Oh god man every girl from that school is a lesbian are you sure she’s just not pissed drunk and thinks you’re a girl
Oh god man every girl from that school is a lesbian are you sure she’s just not pissed drunk and thinks you’re a girl