daloof
When you're wearing a wet suit above water, but you're still soaking wet and just as you're sitting down your balls smash out the fart-air trapped behind them creating a noise similar to "daloof"
I was so gassy the other day when we went diving and kept farting in my wet suit. When I got out of the water and sat, I was SO embarassed because my balls let out the biggest "daloof" I've ever heard.
daloof
A combination of distant and aloof.
"I can't tell if he's zoning out or if he thinks he's too cool for us."
"Oh don't worry, he's just daloof like that."
"Oh don't worry, he's just daloof like that."