dalziel

Dalziel is the smoothest way to get ladies if you dalziel any female creature whether she is woman or creture she will be instantly obsessed with you.

A Dalziel is one of the most caring, handsome, talkative, funniest person you will ever meet. They make such an amazing boyfriend and will love you unconditionally. They are really honest and if they don't like you they will make sure you know. They are very loyal in a relationship and are very understanding and would put you as their first priority.

Whoever leaves him is really stupid because you never meet a guy like him.

A massively overpowered man who has the voice of a 40 year old man. he mainly screams "MUH" as he yeets you down some stairs away from him. They mainly attack crippled children as they think its funny to push them down stairs.

"Robbie Dalziel" also has the strength of Hercules and the speed of a rocket (but only when holding his shirt down)

He is also very childish and has the mental age of a 6 year old.
He gets bored easily and annoys people to prevent this.

Also watches anime and bullies people who watch it in dub and not sub... you will also get bullied if you watch both.

Better than you

Some dude who likes not sleeping and watching anime all day.