damn a$s rich
Exceptionally well-off, and able to afford many different bling-based items at will. (Often spelled this way in order to avoid work/office email filters.)
Friend #1: When that real estate market goes up all those foreclosed properties I just bought are going to make me so rich. Damn a$s rich!
Friend #2: When is the real estate market ever going to go up again, exactly? Good luck with that.
Friend #2: When is the real estate market ever going to go up again, exactly? Good luck with that.