Damp Pie
A cream pie on the face that is underwhelming and disappointing. Just left with a moist face.
Person 1: “heeey, how was last night. He was smoking hot!”
Person 2: “I was hoping for a cream pie, but just ended up with a damp pie. Very disappointing, dick game was meh.”
Person 2: “I was hoping for a cream pie, but just ended up with a damp pie. Very disappointing, dick game was meh.”