Dan

Dan

A wonderful guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's funny, sweet, and the most adorable thing on earth. It would be hard not to fall in love with this Dan. It would be hard not to have him in your life. Every day would go by like there was no meaning. Like a day is just another day. A minute is just a minute. But because you have this particular Dan you start to realize how much time you've been wasting and you want more time with him. Time goes faster when your with him, when you wish time would just stop, so you could have all the time you could with him. He's such a special guy and he always smiles and always thinks about other people. He's very caring and understanding. You may sometimes fight with a Dan but your feelings could never change because of that. Dan is a great guy. So perfect and you'd never want to lose someone like him. He's a keeper. Dan's have amazing eyes and could be easily lost in them. There mesmerizing. His very presence is intoxicating. Dan's have some insecurities but they should realize that no one could ever hate them for what there insecure about. They wouldn't judge them either. They are who they are and that's why people love Dan's. It's easy to get jealous over Dan's because the ladies are all over them but if a Dan truly loves you he'll stay faithful to you and only have eyes for you. Never let a Dan go because there the best people out there. I love my Dan very much :)

please fuck me

the actual ray of sunshine. also a cute egg.

DA DA DA DAN!
HE BE THE MAN
HE GOT A FOOT LONG
IT'S CALLED HIS DONG

HE'S EVEN BIGGER THAN GUYS FROM GREECE
YOU WANT A PIECE?

IT'S MADE OF GOLD
SO BABY YOU BETTER TAKE HOLD

THE BITCHES BE ALL OVER HIM
ALL THEY REALLY WANT IS HIS EXTRA LIMB
BUT THEM BITCHES GOTTA PAY
HE'S NOT FOR FREE TODAY

HE'S A PORN STAR YO
BUT HE DON'T WANT NO HO'S
HE'S JUST MAKIN' BANK ROLL
IT'S PART OF HIS BODY AND SOUL
GOOD THING THEM HO'S BE ON BIRTH CONTROL

EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A BIT DIM IN SCHOOL
IT'S ALL COOL
HE'S LIVIN' THE DREAM
HE MAKES ALL THE LADIES SCREAM
PLUS HE GETS TO USE WHIP CREAM

DAN'S SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER
ALL THEM HATERS MUTTER
THEY JUST MAD

CAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT ON A CARPET PAD

NOW OUR STORY'S COMING TO AN END
JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T PRETEND
DAN'S A REAL BEAST
EVEN THOUGH HE'S DECEASED.

1.n.- A man of good humor, high potential, and deep intelect. Usually one who may "blend in" but would be foolish to underestimate.


2.v.- To give the ultimate sexual pleasure to a woman.

Simply the greatest