Dana Struck!
Dana Struck is A girl who loves to love you so much and so great that when she shuts it off for some alone time you can’t stand it and do whatever it takes to get her attention turned to you........light yourself on fire, talk about killing animals, drop dishes randomly, fall down and start screaming in pain for 5 minutes right next to her, punch yourself in the face, act like you are calling your mom on the phone and then start yelling at your mom while repetitively calling her a fucking twat, take a shit on the floor and argue loudly that the fucking dog it, calmly walk into her room like you are sleepwalking holding a sledgehammer and drive it through her tv screen then sleep walk back out of the room, talk about parcheesi every time she ignores you, and basically all of the things a Kardashian or Justin Smollett might do cause they get her fucking attention. Yes a girl that you love like that (crazy fuck love) so it’s not even a question of what levels you will go to for her attention there is nothing you won’t do. Nothing
Dana Struck! That girl got me all Dana Struck! I’m going to get her attention no matter what it takes. I’m Dana Struck!