Danger Dongs
A set of nun chunks made of two large dildos connected by a chain. Pulling a set of these out is one of the greatest power moves known to man.
The other night someone tried to mug me, but luckily I had my Danger Dongs on me to defend myself.
Ding dong danger wank
The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.
-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.