Dangersexy

Handsome, charming, hilarious, rugged, dashing, freakishly tall, Nerdstradomus, attention whore, passive aggressive, man toddler, unpleasantly orange, terrible tipper, Irish imbecile, Jumping Jackass, alabastard, floundering meatstick, dork vader, insecurity jones, tower of need, Cowardly Giant, Jangling jerkweed, The Mayor of Needyville, Translucent Transgener, meth-addled ginger, dead eyed mope, tall glass of nothin', prancing egomaniac, made of farts, Henpecked Hambone, Mr. "Look at me, please look at me!"