dangledong

when you can't get a rock solid hard on no matter how much porn you watch but is 13 feet long. this makes the worthless sh-meat dangle outside your pants. the origins come from as early as 1486 A.C. when a man named fuckhorse saw dick at age 50 and went: "damn I have a fucking dangledong! how do i pound now?" word spread and he became known as the virgin lord as no woman ever fucked him at that point. today we still carry on the saying knowing it will ruin that persons manhood