Dan Goodlooking
Simply put... A man on such a high level of being the ideal soulmate, purely perfect in everyway for all the women on the planet Earth. His ethics always consistantly improving and naturally tower far above and beyond what all other ordinary men can only dream of.
The 2nd Brother: 'Daniel is so Dan Goodlooking, he makes me feel like a complete failure and I'm doomed to be nothing better than just the one who may be barely be lucky enough to get 2nd place.'