Airplane Diarrhea
A certain variety of diarrhea, renowned for being the worst type of diarrhea known to man. Symptoms include: shit balls, strong desires to watch Danny Devito movies, shit balls, Kandy Devito, gastrointestinal discomfort, and death.
Dude did you hear? Jason Statham was arrested after assaulting an airplane stewardess after she refused to play an in-flight Danny Devito film when he had a case of airplane diarrhea.