Danish breakfast

The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.

One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.

It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.

This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.

On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.

俚语	danish breakfast
释义	Danish breakfast The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide. One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin. It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake. This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing. On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.
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