airpodian

An airpodian is one who uses the infamous airpods religiously never depriving their ears from the pods. It is most commonly used in the shower, in the sea, under the sea, and during 'the devil's tango'. An airpodian can only hear and converse with other airpodians and when someone speaks to them without the pods they immediately disintegrate. Ones without airpods are deemed as 'poor, useless, shitfaced, scum of the earth beings'.