Danlings
(Dan-ling) Male or female admirer of Dan Hawkins, guitarist from rock band The Darkness.
If you answer yes to any of these, its fair to say you are a Danling. Some of these will apply to Darklings also, but mainly Danlings.
You know your a Danling when...
You own one or more Thin Lizzy shirts
You know exactly which shirt THAT shirt is
You know what 'floof is and who snookums is
When you wear your watch on your right arm instead of your left
When you know things Dan has said off by heart
Worse still, when you start dropping Dan quotes into random conversations
When you start naming things Dan
When you design, make and wear a T Shirt with his name/face on
When you have photos of him in your wallet/purse/keyring
You start to smoke Marlboro Lights (not good)
You also start to drink Jack Daniels and Aftershock (one of each colour) because you know Dan does
Same also applies to Stella Artois beer
You glare at people reading the NME and if you talk to them, you stop talking to them until they don't buy it anymore
When you get a tattoo of Dans name, or something relating to Dan
When you start to take an interest in every band Dan likes, Queen, Lizzy etc
When you get a sudden obsession for belts
When you suddenly want to learn/go to Lowestoft more
When you spend three hours on a Saturday morning watching some poxy kids show because Dan's going to be on it for a few milli seconds, actually that applies to any programme that Dan 'might' be on
You know all Dans moves during certains songs (pointing out to audience during Makin Out, turning his back during Get Your Hands Off My Woman etc)
You start wearing braclets/chains on your wrists and have never done so before
You spend hours trawling ebay trying to buy a guitar pick of his
You start wearing a cross around your neck, for no other reason than that Dan does
You know your a Danling when...
You own one or more Thin Lizzy shirts
You know exactly which shirt THAT shirt is
You know what 'floof is and who snookums is
When you wear your watch on your right arm instead of your left
When you know things Dan has said off by heart
Worse still, when you start dropping Dan quotes into random conversations
When you start naming things Dan
When you design, make and wear a T Shirt with his name/face on
When you have photos of him in your wallet/purse/keyring
You start to smoke Marlboro Lights (not good)
You also start to drink Jack Daniels and Aftershock (one of each colour) because you know Dan does
Same also applies to Stella Artois beer
You glare at people reading the NME and if you talk to them, you stop talking to them until they don't buy it anymore
When you get a tattoo of Dans name, or something relating to Dan
When you start to take an interest in every band Dan likes, Queen, Lizzy etc
When you get a sudden obsession for belts
When you suddenly want to learn/go to Lowestoft more
When you spend three hours on a Saturday morning watching some poxy kids show because Dan's going to be on it for a few milli seconds, actually that applies to any programme that Dan 'might' be on
You know all Dans moves during certains songs (pointing out to audience during Makin Out, turning his back during Get Your Hands Off My Woman etc)
You start wearing braclets/chains on your wrists and have never done so before
You spend hours trawling ebay trying to buy a guitar pick of his
You start wearing a cross around your neck, for no other reason than that Dan does
Danling
Another young, playful soul. An artist who thinks, a thinker who dreams, and a dreamer who fantasizes. A narcissist who praises her own perfection despite others’ opinions, and
a partisan who takes the side of her friends regardless of their decisions. She is always the laughter in a room, and the sunshine in the gloomiest corner. She loves like there’s no return, and she double returns for the other one’s love. She loves unconditional, make you smile during a quarrel. She forgives unconditional as well, even if it’s the most heartless misjudgments from the loved one. Her energy is like a jug of expresso with 0 sugar or cream at 8 o’clock. Her love is like a cup of boba tea with 150% sweetness and a pinch of caramel on top. After all and most importantly, she is and will remain Billy’s lover, and Billy is the luckiest man, dead or alive.
a partisan who takes the side of her friends regardless of their decisions. She is always the laughter in a room, and the sunshine in the gloomiest corner. She loves like there’s no return, and she double returns for the other one’s love. She loves unconditional, make you smile during a quarrel. She forgives unconditional as well, even if it’s the most heartless misjudgments from the loved one. Her energy is like a jug of expresso with 0 sugar or cream at 8 o’clock. Her love is like a cup of boba tea with 150% sweetness and a pinch of caramel on top. After all and most importantly, she is and will remain Billy’s lover, and Billy is the luckiest man, dead or alive.
If you are looking for the baddest bitch, be sure to leave Danling alone, cuz she’s a good bitch.
danling
Person who loves or is obsessed with the guitarist Dan Hawkins from amazing rock band The Darkness.
Dan Hawkins: Hello! I am Daniel Francis Hawkins!
Danlings: *drool*
Danlings: *drool*