Dan Petcash Syndrome
Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.
Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)
Bro 2: Totally dude
Dan Petcash: TURK
Bro 2: Totally dude
Dan Petcash: TURK