Danquan
One who knocks up a young girl. I can also be used for one who has a toaster stealing father.
You better wear a rubber tonight. You don't want to danquan that hottie at the party.
Or
Put your toaster away, I hear the robbertsons are a bunch of danquans.
Or
Put your toaster away, I hear the robbertsons are a bunch of danquans.