Dans mom
Who I ride after school
I fuck dans mom on a regular basis
Dan's Mom
A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.
See also: MILF
See also: MILF
Brian: Would you do her?
Nick: No, she's not quite "Dan's Mom" quality.
Nick: No, she's not quite "Dan's Mom" quality.
Dan's Mom
The biggest milf out there. Rumor has it she once took a horse cock in every hole of her body. This mom has the perfect ass to tits ratio, and fucks any male she sees. This women is an extremely elegant whore who is willing to do anything for a nice taste of cock. This is the type of women to fuck the whole baseball, basketball, football and hockey team within a week.
Yo man, I would love to absolutely obliterate Dan's mom.