Dansville

City in South Central Michigan, notorious for its working class population and distinctive culture and mannerisms. Home of Wrong Brothers and Messed Up Wreckords.

A place where people act gangster, because they hoop at Babcock, everyone is addicted to Hyde’s, the kids who play basketball at Babcock think they are gonna go pro, the school sucks and smells like cowshit in the spring because it’s next to the farm. The sports teams suck unless it’s girls soccer Or mens basketball or womens basketball other than that the teams suck, there is nothing to do in this town so if your thinking about moving here don’t! The mayor is an asshole about parking on the gross and blocking driveways so don’t move here! The teachers and principals often sleep with students so protect your kids

A town full of hoes and a crappy football team. They have a soccer team that can NEVER win and well generous swimmers because they let us use their pool. Referred to as Dirtville. The only cool ones there hang out with Anna Bondie. Everyone else there just can never be as cool as us.