Dantarctica
1. A destination that is too far for a lift or pickup. Like in Dante's Inferno, this place is likened to the 9th layer of Hell. It is dark and cold and the very last place you want to be.
Friend 1: "Can you come pick me up and take me to Yoghurtland?"
Friend 2: "I would if you didn't like in Dantarctica"
Friend 2: "I would if you didn't like in Dantarctica"