dan the dog
A feral beast who has a fear of wearing shoes. Quite often gets fleas
There goes Dan the dog. What an animal
Dan the dog
There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.
Has fleas
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.
Has fleas
Person 1: Dan's the man!
Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!
Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!