Danube

The most versatile word ever to exist. Is it a verb? Is it an adjective? Perhaps even a noun. The only person who knows the secret of this word is Hans von Hozel, the word's infamous creator. Danube is a word which works well in any situation.

"Surreptitiously" scratching your balls by pinching your crotch in front of your pants. When you do so inside your pocket, it is known as "Blue Danubing Mezzo-Piano." Named after the waltz composed by Johann Strauss.

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me

When your penis goes blue from wanking it too hard. Excessively choking the chicken all day, until the head of your cock goes blue, or even purple.

To perform oral sex on a very wet eastern European woman.

When you have been looking for the name of a certain song for a very long time then you finally find it.

Basically a Russian version of David (Davud) who knows how to do things but he is too lazy to do stuff (Nub)