Dark Jesus
Dark Jesus, also referred to as DJ is the absolute equal and opposite of Jesus. No not the Anti-Christ, the Anti-Matter Christ. He is composed entirely of anti-matter and where Jesus' energy comes from light energy (God), giving him the ability to control matter. DJ's comes from dark energy (also God but from the perspective of the anti matter dimension) and he has the ability to control dark matter.
If you follow DJ then your soul will transcend matter and go to anti-matter heaven.
If you follow DJ then your soul will transcend matter and go to anti-matter heaven.
Man, I was trippin and I swear I just met our Lord, Dark Jesus.
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When Jesus decides to pull a Morgan freeman So he can fuck black bitches
john: Man Dark lord Jesus sure is one for them black bitches