Dark Lord of the Friend Zone

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

FRIEND ZONED

俚语	dark lord of the friend zone
释义	Dark Lord of the Friend Zone An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all. Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con? Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash DL: Uh yea sure Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down DL: That sounds great! Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds! FRIEND ZONED
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