dark millennial
Millennials born too late to REALLY remember the 90s. The turn of the millennium is a vague memory from when they were a child. Old enough now that they are starting to "make it". They have their student loans on a reasonable payment plan and are thinking about buying a house. But they are so fucking cynical because the world is turning to shit right when they are old enough to FULLY understand that they just want to live quietly and vote green (many of them had kids before learning of the 2050 deadline)
My dark millennial side came out yesterday, my daughter fell off the slide and a small part of me thought, better this than a school shooting or oxygen deprivation on Mars.