dark sodas
Sodas that aren't based off of a fruit or fruit flavor. Dark sodas will also (obviously) be a dark color.
Dude #1: Hey man, you want some Crush, Sprite, or Squirt? I got strawberry, grape, and orange.
Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?
Dude #2: Oh, gross. Don't you have any dark sodas like Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Pepsi?