Dark Surprise

The act of stabbing someone and then deficating into the wound.

“I’m going to give you my dark surprise.”

Dark Surprise

When you sneak up on a girl beat the shit out of her face with your cock until she dies.

Bridget: I dont like you, John
John: ight bitch get ready for a dark surprise
Bridget: No! please!
:WACK WACK WACK WACK!
john: thats right bitch how u like me now... u dead.

Dark Semen Surprise

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus

Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise

俚语	dark surprise
释义	Dark Surprise The act of stabbing someone and then deficating into the wound. “I’m going to give you my dark surprise.” Dark Surprise When you sneak up on a girl beat the shit out of her face with your cock until she dies. Bridget: I dont like you, John John: ight bitch get ready for a dark surprise Bridget: No! please! :WACK WACK WACK WACK! john: thats right bitch how u like me now... u dead. Dark Semen Surprise a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise
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