darsplosion

1) To go on a rant in a text-based medium and have your arguments undermined by the evident fact that your typing skills are so horrible and your rant so lacking in cohesion and logic, that the audience has no idea what you wrote. Instead, they ridicule you.

2) When they talk about a dozen monkeys with a typewriter being able to write Shakespeare if they were given enough time, then this is what happens when you give a monkey a full frontal lobotomy, repeatedly punch it in the crotch until its eyes cross in pain, and then get it so drunk that it can't stand up...at which point you give it the typewriter.