Dart Monkey
A primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. Often used by weather meterologist to 'plan' or 'predict' future weather temperatures and conditions. Results are often better than professional human predictions.
Tracy's weather predictions weren't even close, she should have used a "dart monkey" for the week's outlook.
Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.
Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.
0-0 dart monkey
A monkey that pops 1 bloon per shot. Then sucks the power of the temple and pops ZOMG's in 2 shots
At round 1, I placed a 0-0 dart monkey down in the middle
Monkey dart
When you fold a dollar bill long ways at a strip club.
This past weekend i was throwing monkey darts around left and right at the titty bar.
Dart Monkey
A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.
“Hey, wanna try dart monkey tonight babe?”