darwin-proof
To restrict access to a place to prevent someone from getting a Darwin Award by killing themselves with the sheer stupidity of their actions.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about the amusement park ride closing?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that they had to darwin-proof it because some idiot broke the restraints for a selfie."
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that they had to darwin-proof it because some idiot broke the restraints for a selfie."