Dasani Water
Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)
Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?
Dasani Water
Pure shit
Dasani water is shit