dashbo
A fucking, ultra mega douchetard. A gay fish. Origin: A guy who calls himself "Dashbo," because that's what autocorrect kept changing his name to, who thinks himself above everyone else, like Kanye West.
Pretty Girl, being hit on by guy, sees his expensive truck's custom plate reads: DASHBO
Pretty Girl: "What's dashbo?"
Guy (Dashbo): "All this, girl. "
Pretty Girl: "... Fuck off."
Pretty Girl: "What's dashbo?"
Guy (Dashbo): "All this, girl. "
Pretty Girl: "... Fuck off."
Dashbo
A ladies man who can get "drunk as fuck" and still pull hot chicks.
Dashbo fucked all our wives... And we loved him for it!