Dastardly Head
While performing nefarious oral sex, the one performing twists their pubic hair as if it was their mustache. Evil laughing is encouraged.
"While she was munching on my unkempt box, she twisted my pubes into two dreads she wore as a mustache. She called it Dastardly Head."
"You have all the luck with women."
"You have all the luck with women."