Datacuck
Someone who lives in the moment, uses incognito mode, clicks Allow all cookies and accepts all terms of service without knowing what is involved in it only to enjoy the convenience and accessibility of using the service without any concept of consequence.
-ED: Yes, but what are you going to blackmail Brad with?
-Hackersmacker: Don't worry about it, he's a total Datacuck!
-Hackersmacker: Don't worry about it, he's a total Datacuck!