Data Donkey
Someone who's job it is to collect & process data. Usually on the low end of the totem pole with the least amount of respect.
"Hand this information over to the data donkeys so they can get the results back to me as soon as possible."
"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"
"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"