date with my hand
Another way of saying beating off
Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.
dating my right hand
when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sex with a person, you have it with you right hand.
Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.