datzy
A real connoisseur of the popular fps CS:GO. Is supposedly the matchmaking rank of L.E.M. (A.K.A. Legendary Eagle Master). Really likes to collect A.F.K. (Away From Keyboard) / Idle hours. In-fact, it is commonly known a datzy normally has over 600 idle hours. Enjoys complaining about teammates, aim, and missing father figures. If spotted, keep as much distance away from it as possible. If a datzy speaks to you, it's over. Brain cellular loss/Polio is imminent. As dangerous as a datzy may sound, destroy its ego and its as good as gone. 5/7
Our datzy was abandoned by love at an early stage in life causing an unstable mental state.