Dauber

a pen or marker used to cross off the number that have been called out in a game of bingo. Most recently refered to in Arctic Monkeys song, "Fluorescent Adolescent"

A really annoying person that you work with that doesn't know when to leave you the hell alone! has the IQ of "Dauber Dybinski" on the 80- 90's show COACH... A total IDIOT!

The male equivalent to the mud shark. They are often found with very light skinned females. The mud dauber feels guilty for his male white privilege, yet receives many benefits for his inclusion within the black community. Some of these advantages include the acceptable use of CP time, parking in fire lanes, sending food back, and not tipping.

In the context of the Arctic Monkey's song, Mecca Dauber refers to a large male organ - the Betting Pencil to a small one.

A Pen used to mark or 'daub' scores in bingo (Mecca Bingo)
symbolises the change from excitement to safety or boredom.

A “Dirt-Dauber” is a female that usually wears 9$ Walmart “Cowgirl boots” and shorts that she cut from her moms favorite going out jeans,and will normally hit the sheets with anyone that drives a Dirt Track car “Even Buzz Car Drivers”, can usually be found at your local dirt track and is easily spotted by her bleach blonde hair and her Obnoxiously loud laugh, and or her cussing loudly “cause Jimmy spun Earl in turn 3 cause he is jealous of me”!! She claims she’s not a whore, but has been around the track more than half the cars... Dirt-Daubers are not to be confused with RIVER RATS OR MUD CRICKETS but are a very close relative!!!

(Adam Isbell)

A rare entertaining, non-sexual maneuver in which you whip out your saggy dauber and flail it about; preferably in front of some chick's face.