daup
When someone says something so tasty and stupid
Person 1: The Earth is flat
Person 2: Daup
Person 2: Daup
Da-daup
equivalent to "I'm kidding", ESPECIALLY: used after stating a reasonable hyperbole to clear up misunderstanding
Voice 1: "My boss is a real prick."
Voice 2: "Oh?"
Voice 1: "Yes, if you use LibreOffice instead of Microsoft Word to turn in your reports, he'll fire you."
Voice 2: "Wait, what?"
Voice 1: "Da-daup."
Voice 2: "Oh?"
Voice 1: "Yes, if you use LibreOffice instead of Microsoft Word to turn in your reports, he'll fire you."
Voice 2: "Wait, what?"
Voice 1: "Da-daup."
Daup-o-meter
The scale on which daups are judged.
Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious
3- Scrumptious
4- Exquisite
5- Devine
Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious
3- Scrumptious
4- Exquisite
5- Devine
Person 1: How much of a Daup is this
Person 2: Let us consult the Daup-o-meter
Person 2: Let us consult the Daup-o-meter