Dave Hunter
Having extreme blow-up's over small situations.
Chuck the Freak and Lisa are in the parking lot at 89X Studio's and Chuck has just accidentally hit the side of Lisa's car door with his car door.
Chuck: Oh Lisa, I'm so sorry about that!
Lisa: It's ok, it's not like I'm going to go all Dave Hunter on you.
Chuck (in his Leon the sex coach voice): Well then baby, Imma slather you in buttah and light you on fire. I might even pee on you, if you're lucky. *low sexy growl*"
Lisa: *Runs away*
Chuck: Oh Lisa, I'm so sorry about that!
Lisa: It's ok, it's not like I'm going to go all Dave Hunter on you.
Chuck (in his Leon the sex coach voice): Well then baby, Imma slather you in buttah and light you on fire. I might even pee on you, if you're lucky. *low sexy growl*"
Lisa: *Runs away*
Dave Hunter
A) When you think it's perfectly okay to perform such sexual acts as licking nipples and/or "going down" on prostitutes, as you would only when making love with your significant other.
B) When a 'John' goes beyond just having sex with a prostitute and often tries kissing and caressing her intimate areas, making the situation intensely awkward, he is then known as a 'Dave'.
B) When a 'John' goes beyond just having sex with a prostitute and often tries kissing and caressing her intimate areas, making the situation intensely awkward, he is then known as a 'Dave'.
"This 'John' pulled a Dave Hunter and started licking my nipples. He totally thought it was cool."
"All the girls know that guy can be a real 'Dave', so we don't try to pick him up."
"All the girls know that guy can be a real 'Dave', so we don't try to pick him up."
The Dave hunter
When are disc jockey uses the wrong sound clip.
When a radio show is doing a bit and you mean to play cop sirens but you actually play disco music, you did The Dave Hunter
Going Dave Hunter
Going balls to the wall insane and completely ballistic on someone who pisses you off.
I'm going Dave Hunter on his ass if he does not shut up!
Term coined by radio hosts when Dave Hunter goes absolutely berserk on anyone that pisses him off. An anger like no other to which the world has never know.
Term coined by radio hosts when Dave Hunter goes absolutely berserk on anyone that pisses him off. An anger like no other to which the world has never know.
Hunter/Dave
Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.
I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave
Because im Hunter/Dave