Davenport Dick
Davenport: A series of sofas produced by the now-defunct A.H. Davenport Company.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.
Dick: A man's unit.
Davenport Dick: The act of putting a man's unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style sex.
When asked if I got laid last night, my reply was simply: "No, I had to Davenport Dick it."