david beckham
The "Anna Kournikova" of football.
Man! Teenage girls are bigger fans of David Beckham than the people who actually follow football!
david beckham
this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he's overrated, but really it's an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he's extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it's needed.
david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn't.
david beckham
Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.
Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
David Beckham, the professional athlete/model/metrosexual.
david beckham
britian's most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.
marries to stop others calling him gay.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.
marries to stop others calling him gay.
a male fan: I lurve david beckham.
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david beckham
Overrated (beyond belief) player with more limitations than you can shake a stick at, but for some reason Sven Goran Eriksson believes he is perfect material for the England captaincy. This ignores the fact he's NEVER captained a team, even at schoolboy level, and believes being England captain means you're supposed to take penalties, no matter how far over the bar they regularly go.
Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.
Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.
david beckham
the most overarted player in the world. his girlfriend is thinner than a pencil and she has very little fashion sense but yet she is still a modle for various clothing companies. Also accused of having it of with the childrens nanny. He is also very stupid
when david beckham was once in an interview the journalist asked him to say the abc and like the dumb person beckham is he couldnt do it. Got to C then failed.
david beckham
A midfielder and cultural icon who use to play for Manchester United and currently plays for Real Madrid. He is consider to be one of the best ever. Outside of football he is known for being married to Posh Spice and being bisexual.
David Beckham is quite possibly the best midfielder in the history of football.