Daylight Ninja
Dumb asses that don't realize ninjas wear black to blend into the night. Can also refer to your garden variety dumb ass. Mama mia.
First Guy: Hey! You wanna go climb that building in ninja costume?
Second Guy: Dude. It's noon.
Ninja hanging from roof: (whispers) daylight ninja.
Second Guy: Dude. It's noon.
Ninja hanging from roof: (whispers) daylight ninja.