daylight saving time

Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:

1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.

2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.

3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.

Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.

Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?

Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?

Daylight savings time

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

Daylight savings time

Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)

"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"

Daylight Savings Time

Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later.

Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again.

Daylight Saving Time

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.

Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"

daylight savings time bar hopping

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday

'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

Daylight Savings Time Party

Cheska’s invention.

A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.

俚语	daylight saving time
释义	daylight saving time Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following: 1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can. 2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities. 3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event. Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine. Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time? Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts? Daylight savings time Time travel Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off Mom: we had daylight savings time Jeremy: what does that mean? Mom : we time traveled Daylight savings time Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it. Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math) "Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!" Daylight Savings Time Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later. Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again. Daylight Saving Time When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back. Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that." Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time" Anna: "Okay, no big deal" daylight savings time bar hopping on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday 'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour' 'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed' 'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow' Daylight Savings Time Party Cheska’s invention. A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.
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